watch out above

i was really scared yesterday...

we went to our music class as usual, and then afterwards we met with some of mommy & daddy's friends for brunch. they were talking about a lot of stuff i didn't understand, so i just sat happily in a high chair dipping my mac n cheese in ketchup and keeping busy...then i just decided to eat the ketchup with my fingers, and ditch the mac n cheese instead. it was yummy that way. but then i really suffered when mommy kept trying to clean me with those d*mn cold wipes!

after brunch we went over to their friend's place to hang for a while. well, the friend has a bird...and she let the bird free in the house. i was just standing around, checking out what i could get into, well all of the sudden, the bird flew over me. i dropped to the floor and started crying hysterically and shaking. my mommy came and picked me and gave me a huge hug. but i was really scared. i didn't like the bird coming near me.

but i ate some yummy cake and felt better, and by the time i left, i went up to the bird to say good-bye.

why do they make me do these things??