
now that i am 2, i think i deserve to have things done the way i want. this that i demand from my parents...
- eat my lunch outside.
- take many toys with me outside while i eat lunch.
- run around between every bite (why does mommy get so frustrated with this?)
- to have
Good Night Moon read to me several times before bed.
- to have all my favorite toys with me when i take a nap.
- to have kitty or bunny cookies near me at all times.
- to have my hair untouched...i like it wild!

- to not wear anything i have not seen before.
- when i say "sit down" i expect mommy & daddy to do as they are told.
- when i say "i do", they have to let
ME do it.
- when we go for walks, and i get tired of walking my baby's stroller, mommy or daddy must carry it the rest of the way.
- i will eat when and where i want.
- i will undress where and when i want.
- when i wake up in the morning and i want to play, mommy & daddy need to be ready to play too, no matter what time, even if i want to go back to sleep 5 minutes later.
- i want some of the letters they take out of the mailbox everyday too!
- on opening everyone's mail, even if it is a federal offense.
- i insist on using check books as my coloring books.
- to have use of mommy & daddy's cell phones at my command.
- when i have dirt or something suspicious on my hands, i expect them to clean it off asap, without me having to lift a finger.
- when i want to watch a cartoon, i want to watch it now!
- when i want a blanket on me, i can't be bothered to do it myself, so mommy & daddy must do it for me.
- and i expect to be able to amend this list whenever i want!